Dateline Mogadishu: The New York Times Jumps The Gun On Claiming That Somalia Is Turning Into Switzerland

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First this above-the fold front page useful idiot puff piece by Times communist Jeffrey Gettleman : "A Taste of Hope In Somalia's Battered Capital."

Sure thing Jeff. Somalia is fast turning into paradise. Check.

A few hours later, the New York Times is forced to waddle away with its tail between its legs when the true stick-age savagery of Somalia thrusts its way back on to the Druge Reports of this unfair world:

"Deadly Blast Shatters Calm In Somali Capital," by Times rainbow coalition of communists Mohammed Ibrahim and David Goodman (the sadistic little weasels at the NYT like to pair up natural born enemies to pen their puff).


From "Deadly" :

 Oy! Things were really looking up for Mogadishu. But then:

So Somalia's National Toilet was not, as the lying diversity fanatics at Amerika's newspaper of record would have you believe, about to put on a sold-out performance of Madame Butterfly. Rather, it was and is the usual scene of Stick-Age mayhem and savagery that comes so naturally to the honest denizens of the Horn Of Africa. Oh well.

Like forcing American women into submarine crews,  the New York Times considers putting AK47s in the hands of Somali policewomen  - even if they're still wrapped in towels - sweet progress.  Somebody needs to send an Irony Memo to the Great Equalizers at the New York Times. 

The New York Time: Certifiably Insane Wishful Thinking Since 1992.