The Hateful Vermin At Amerika's Newspaper of Record Sneer At Harmless White College Kids "Invading" The Pristine Beaches of The Hamptons

Sun 26 May MMXIII-Clk2Enlrg

On the front page of today's Sunday New York Times, there is a slightly below-the fold feature article entitled: "As Boozy Invaders Hit Beach, Hamptons Sound a Snooki Alert."

Predictably and wholly hysterically and  hypocritically, this front-page doozie attempts to cast white NYC-based students and young professionals into some kind of East Coast Spring Break mayhem in the Hamptons scenario. 

Common sense and a modicum of reality would suggest otherwise. 

Try to imagine for two seconds the sniveling diversity kommissar psychopaths at the New York Times giving similar "they're a rowdy crowd" treatment - on their front page no less! - to the African Americans who converge every year in Miami for "Urban Beach Week," with the entirely predictable homicidal results. The inestimable Jim Goad wrote about UBW here.  

The NYT Hates - And I Mean Hates - This Crowd For One Reason And One Reason Only 

Answer : it would not happen, Nay, because in the lying eyes of the Times, American minorities - of course first and foremost blacks - can do no wrong, whatsoever. What. So. Ever. 

Only whites - and especially white males, and even uber-especially white males benefiting from any kind of hereditary "privilege" - can be blamed for anything, anything whatsoever bad that happens in this increasingly diseased dystopia that are the U.S.A.. 

And so, right there on the front page, planted square between the eyes in the middle of the most expensive publishing real estate on planet earth, the wormy little eunuchs of 42nd Street give us : "As Boozy Invaders Hit Beach, Hamptons Sound a Snooki Alert."

A "Snooki" alert? 

What is hilarious about this front page puff piece, is that it exposes the reality of the Times' own hypocritical desperation to smear the people it hates most - namely, non-NAMs - by enlisting  as unlikely allies the rich white WASPS of the Hamptons. 

From the article : 

AMAGANSETT, N.Y. — For generations, few beaches in the Hamptons were more coveted and jealously protected than Indian Wells. 

Last year, a rowdy crowd began showing up at Indian Wells Beach in East Hampton, adding to the crowds and transportation log jam.

A new wave of revelers arrived on Friday. Its high dunes and wide stretches of clean white sand have inspired painters and writers, and have fed real estate values of up to $20 million for the mansions that face it. And only cars with the blue-and-white permits of town homeowners can be parked in its lot, giving the beach an exclusive, local flavor. 

Then, last summer, they started arriving by bus and by van, including one with an ominous black pirate flag: hundreds of young partyers from parts unknown, hauling kegs and cases of beer with them, guzzling it down fraternity style and, in a couple of cases immortalized in police summonses, relieving themselves in the dunes. The local newspaper, The East Hampton Star, called it The Invasion of the Beery Beach Blanketeers.        

Before their rather big falling-out after Barbarossa, the Soviets allied themselves with the Nazis for the invasion of Poland; could it be that, like the communists in the USSR, the communists at the New York Times are willing to ally themselves with the uber-wealthy wasps they hate so much, in order to wage common warfare against those who in the withered eyes of the Times are an even greater enemy: namely: white Spring-Breaker types and the unacceptable comfort backgrounds they represent?

There's no real way to know for certain.

The New York Times: Like A Crazed Chick Who Insists On Getting Chinese Pictograms Tattooed On The Back Of Her Neck, There's No Real Way To Know For Certain What They're Thinking