|Friday January 3rd MMXIV|
Billy de Blasio is the worst kind of human out there - a six-foot five Aryan from praiseworthy heritage who chooses to take a dump in the proverbial genetic punch bowl, then spend his entire life endeavouring to raise up and advocate for his human lesser-privileged.
It is almost amazing that W. Wilhelm Jr. is not a member of the Tribe, because he has devoted himself so thoroughly to out-Tribe Uplift that the wording of his entire political playbook seems almost suspiciously lifted from the playbook of Our Friends the You Know Who, the greatest Playbook Writers in the Short History of the Twentieth Century.
Hail, Billy de Blasio, aka Wilhelm Warren Jr.: the liberals, the envious, the mediocre have given you a mandate to thoroughly eff-up a great American metropolis.
Please commence, so we can start chronicling the Fiasco.
The New York Times: Waiting For A De Blasio, Since 1896.