Exposing the Criminal Liberal Bias of America's Newspaper of Record

Exposing the Criminal Liberal Bias of America's
Newspaper of Record

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Flash From The Future: New York Times' Bottled-Water Girl, "Dasani," Makes Headlines From The Future In The Big Easy :

Tuesday 17 December 2013
The vermin at Amerikas's newspaper of record told us that she with her "luminous eyes", would become a Supreme Court Justice one day.

An asteroid from the future with a newspaper attached, however, just crashed into our office. And this is the story that we saw on the front page :

(Note: the New Orleans home that future-Dasani lives in with her offspring, located (per the article) in the 2300 block of Martin Luther King Boulevard, is 100% newly-built post-Katrina federal section-8 housing, constructed to the highest standards). 

(A simple Google Street View search reveals that, this ain't no homeless shelter housing ) : 

Future Dasani's Pubilc Housing : Looks Pretty Comfy To Me
And yes, the New Orleans "Grandma" in question is in fact a thirty-eight year old, with a two-year old grandson. 

And yes, that means that this future-Dasani was just thirty-six when her first (?) grandson was born. A grandson at 36! While living in public housing. 

The New York Times: Not Just Oblivious To, But Actively Instrumental In, The Incremental Breakdown Of Western Civilization Wherever It Raises Its Ugly Head, Since 1945. 

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