Judged by a panel of communist ex-judges from Dancing With the Stars, 20 yr-old Achmed from AfGhahndIsTan, must perform a tone-pefect rendition of the classic X-Mas medley by Bing Cosby, as seen below.
That's right : to get his German passport that claims he's twenty (even though he's actually forty) that will give him rights to 85 years of assistance - and his extended family hasn't even arrived yet! (they will) - to get this passport from now on, Achmed must pass an oral exam.
If Achmed can't do a tone-perfect rendition of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas," he's out.
That's my new immigration reform law and I'm sticking with it.