Helpful Terrorism Survival Tips From French Government Propaganda Office

The cartoons put up by the French government in train stations and official buildings throughout the country make things pretty clear :

"French Men : Warning !! If Terrorism Happens Near Chez Vous, Put Your Hands Up And Wait For A Brown Gentleman To Give You Instructions  About What To Do Next !"

I shall translate for you :


"As Soon As The Next Terrorism By Right-Wing White Bigots Happens, Run Away And Hide"



"If You Are White, Cower In Fear And Remember To Get Down Down Down Down Down!!!"




"Hands Up, Don't Shoot!"



"Next, Allow A Colored Gentleman To Rescue Your Wife Or Girlfriend ; Note : In Exchange For This Kind Foreigner's Self Sacrifice, You Will Allow Your Wife Girlfriend Or Mother To Be Impregnated By This New Frenchman"



"Next, Wait For Instructions From A Brown Gentleman From North Africa"



"Then, Cower In Fear A Little Bit More And Remember: Stay Down Down Down Down Down Down Down Down!" "



"Finally, Remember To Always Keep Quiet About The Great Population Replacement Program Taking Place In Your Country"


"Sincerely, Your Government of France"


Note : this is an actual  poster displayed in every French train station and public building in the current year, Summer 2016 :


The official French government website for this inasnity can be seen here .