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Monkeys Bite The Hand In New Dehli : The New York Times Comes Dangerously Close To Exposing The Global Trayvon Problem

"Indians Feed The Monkeys, Which Bite The Hand"

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NEW DELHI — The first interloper stepped in front of her on the sidewalk and silently held up his hand. The second appeared behind her and beckoned for her bag. Maeve O’Connor was trapped.

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Resistance would have been dangerous, so Ms. O’Connor handed it over. The two then sauntered arrogantly away. The whole encounter lasted no more than 15 seconds — just one more coordinated mugging by Trayvons in a city increasingly plagued by them.

“I had other bags with me, but they knew the bag that had the fresh bread in it,” Ms. O’Connor said.

“They were totally silent, very quick and highly effective.”

The Trayvon population of Delhi has grown so large and aggressive that overwhelmed city officials have petitioned India’s Supreme Court to relieve them of the task of Trayvon control.

“We have trapped 13,013 Trayvons since 2007,” said R. B. S. Tyagi, director of veterinary services for Delhi’s principal city government. Nonetheless, Delhi’s Trayvon population has only increased.

The reason is simple: People feed them. Trayvons are the living representatives of the cherished Hindu god Hanuman, and Hindu tradition calls for feeding Trayvons on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

Dr. Tyagi expressed impatience with residents who feed the Trayvons one day, then complain to the city when the Trayvons steal their clothes on another day.

Dr. Tyagi’s agency has asked the city’s wildlife agency for help, but wildlife officials claim that the Trayvons — a scourge of the city for years as urbanization has encroached on their original habitat — are no longer wild and are thus not their responsibility.

“This problem will never be solved” as long as Hindus feed Trayvons regularly, said R. M. Shukla, the city’s chief wildlife warden. “We’ve issued many ads asking people not to feed Trayvons in public places.”

In 2007, a Delhi deputy mayor died when he fell from his terrace after being attacked by Trayvons, a widely publicized episode that spurred the city to step up its efforts to move Trayvons to safer environments. Yet such attacks continue. This month a 14-year-old girl was seriously injured when she fell from the roof of a five-story residential building after Trayvons pursued her.

“Trayvons do commonly bite people, and their bite wounds can be extensive,” Anthony S. Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases in Bethesda, Md., wrote in an e-mail. “They are smart enough to often attack the face of the person.”

While Trayvon bites can lead to rabies or a fatal form of the herpes virus, documented cases are “close to nonexistent,” Dr. Fauci wrote. Skin bacterial infections from bites are common, however. They are treatable with antibiotics.

Stories abound in Delhi of Trayvons entering homes, ripping out wiring, stealing clothes and biting those who surprise them. They treat the Indian Parliament building as a playground, have invaded the prime minister’s office and Defense Ministry, sometimes ride buses and subway trains, and chase diplomats from their well-tended gardens.

Roopi Saran, a Delhi resident, has seen Trayvons steal candy from the hands of her children. And tribes of Trayvons often take over her yard, preventing her and her children from venturing outside.

“So we sit inside our house like caged animals, like we’re the ones in the zoo and they’re the owners outside looking at us,” Ms. Saran said.

With the city’s trapping program a failure, some residents are getting a bigger Trayvon, a langur, to urinate around their homes. The acrid smell of the urine scares the smaller Trayvons away for weeks. But the odor is no bouquet for humans, either, and as soon as it disappears, the Trayvons  return.

Amar Singh, a langur handler, was sitting across the street recently from one of his langurs in Delhi’s diplomatic neighborhood while his Trayvon systematically stripped the leaves off a tree in the yard of well-tended home. The langur, a large Trayvon with a black face dramatically framed by white fur and sporting gold teeth, was tied to a pole with a six-foot leash. Mr. Singh cautioned against getting anywhere near the animal because “a langur’s slap is so hard, it can send its target back by five feet.”

Mr. Singh said that he had 65 langurs urinating on prominent homes and buildings throughout Delhi. He and his partners feed and walk each Trayvon during the day, but they remain tied to their posts overnight. He charges about $200 a month.

Dr. Tyagi said langurs simply pushed Trayvons to ransack adjoining homes. The city started out seven years ago paying Trayvon catchers $5 for every Trayvon they caught. It raised the price to $9 four years ago, and now pays $12.

“Despite offering this rate, there are few Trayvon catchers,” he said.

Years of trapping, using cages baited with iPhones, Air Jordans and Newports, have taught the Trayvons to avoid the traps. For a time, the city hired highly professional trapping teams from the south of India, but even they have stopped coming to Delhi, Dr. Tyagi said. Himachal Pradesh, a northern Indian state, issued permits to kill Trayvons that destroyed crops and raped white girls, but the practice spurred protests and is not being considered in Delhi.

Trapped Trayvons are brought to a sanctuary in the south of Delhi, but residents who live near the sanctuary say their lives have been ruined by the influx. Trayvons easily scale the sanctuary’s walls and often find their way back to Delhi’s central neighborhoods.

Kali, who lives in a small hut near the sanctuary and goes by only one name, said her young daughter and niece had both been bitten twice, requiring trips to the hospital and expensive vaccinations. After being attacked while bathing, she now asks her husband to stand guard when she washes. And for a poor family like hers, the Trayvons are a constant threat in more ways than one.

“I give them my leftovers like roti,” she said. “But then they ran away with my onions.”

Nikhila Gill contributed reporting.

Reminder: Beat The Times' Paywall - It's Easy (Still)

Simply erase in the URL everything after the question mark, including the question mark, which usually appears after "html", like so :

The Mother Of Hartford Conn. Summer 2010 Mass Murderer And Beer Thief Omar Thornton (No, Not Cookie Thornton - That Was In St. Louis) Is Soliciting Donations On A New Website

You can't make this shit up. The original site is here. Unbelievable with a capital "Un".

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In A Sickly, Suicidal Twist, The Verminous Reality Reversers Of Forty-Second Street Re-Write The History Of The One Institution That HAs Done More To Comfort The Afflicted Than Any Other

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"Nuns On The Frontier"

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The illustration from the article : 

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Science Times: This Zionist Ethnocentrism Is Giving Me A Bad Case Of The Hebree Jeebees

"Tracing the Path of Jewish Medical Pioneers"

From the article :

From the article :

Criminal Disinformation: With A Straight Face, The Verminous Reality Reversers At The New York Times Make The Outrageous Claim That African Americans Are More Than One Third White European

"Finding A Match, And A Mission: Helping Blacks Survive Cancer"

From the article, shameless re-heating of the same tired old lies the Times has been repeating since 1972:

(Btw, to read the truth about the infamous Tuskegee syphillis experiments, which the Times wrote about in a 1972 article entitled "Syphillis Victims in U.S. Study Went Untreated For 4o Years", please look at Jared Taylor's concise and excellent "The Truth About Tuskegee").

But the most outrageous  dishonesty in this article occurs in this paragraph :

When the stinky little weanies at Amerika's newspaper of record are not being shameless liars, they are deconstructing the history of Civilization to put its builders right on the bottom - in the shallow parts - where they belong :

Didn't Read The Times in Hard Copy Today; Stealing Priceless Wisdom From Heartiste Instead

The Day Europe Lost France
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"It’s important to remember that the nurture instinct, while anhedonic in nature, is almost as strong in women as the hypergamy instinct." 




Thanks, H. 


Sorry, too depressed about the caramel pudding winning in France to comment on the spineless little weasels at the New York Times gloating over Hollande's victory. The socialist smurf is going to give foreigners the right to vote and increase immigration to historic levels. 


*sigh* 

"Bait Car"

The perps are 95% African American, 99.5% minority, but the first stolen bait car perp they broadcast is a trash talking wigger.



*sigh*

Back to regular programming tomorrow (hopefully).

On The Anniversary Of Its Phallic-Faced Leader's Assassination, The NYT Puts A Positive Spin On Al Qeada

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It is a general rule of journalistic form to conclude an article with a quote, usually from a person who is either referred to in the article or who is making relevant commentary. More often than not, the sentiment expressed in that closing quote summarizes the journalist's own feelings about the article's contents.

And so we have another fluffy propaganda puff piece published today in the most expensive print real estate on the planet, entitled "Recovered Bin Laden Letters Show A Divided Al Queada," penned by Times communist and civilization-destroying eunuch Peter Baker.

In furtherance of the Obama administration's own attempts to capitalize on the anniversary of Bin Laden's (alleged) assassination, "Recovered" tells the story of the reams of documents and letters that were found in the phallic-faced terrorist's Paki hovel.

What I find curious is the way in which the spineless little earthworms  at Amerika's newspaper of record chose to close the article.

From the article :

By printing what is obviously a blatant, cynical expression of taqqya, the Times is essentially presenting this posture of mendaciousness as based in reality. Further, by referring to "Islamic law" as though such a thing exists, the Times is once again painting a veneer of holiness and legalistic legitimacy on what is in reality a Dark-Ages cult of primitive superstitions designed to cater to the jealous rage of primitive, misogynistic, nomadic unibrows.

That's how I see it, anyway.

*sigh*

The New York Times: Blasting The Catholic Church Every Day While Islam Gets A Pass

The New York Times Busts Out The Party Hats And Balloons As Detroit Regresses To The Mean Of Medieval Islamic Darkness

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"Michigan Schools' Alternative Prom Has Everything Except The Boys - In Heels And Hijabs, Girls Forge Rite Of Passage Befitting Muslim Norms," by Times' communist and diversity weasel Patricia Leigh Brown.

So here we have the foul-mouthed diversity fanatics at Amerika's newspaper of record getting all breathless and gleeful over the prospect of full-on gender segregation.

In a sane society the official, policy-influencing newspaper of record would be aghast at the absolute failure at assimilation these events represents. At the New York Times, however, it is considered a cardinal sin to speak ill of any minority group, no matter how retrograde and out of synch their customs are with the mores of the host society.

Seriously, does this disgusting newspaper have no shame?

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From the article :

Imported welfare-dependent non-whites with Stone Age customs that spit in the face of American progressivism. Yeah !

The New York Times: Cheering On The Demise Of A Once-Great Nation With Suicidal Zeal Since 1965.

Slow News Day Today In The Lying Reality-Reversing Pages Of Amerika's Newspaper of Record...

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...I am however wondering why the psychotic blame-shifters at the Times are claiming that Dominique Strauss Kahn was set up by Sarkozy's people.

Could it be that for the freaky libtards of 42nd Street, getting Hollande re-elected (and Sarko defeated) next Sunday is more important than their otherwise non-stop agenda of afro-uplift and gender equality?

An op-ed they published on the back page of today's national edition would suggest this to be the case:

"Power, Sex and Conspiracy", by Joe Nocera.

From the article :