Mothers' Day Parade In New Orleans Attacked by ICBMs

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"17 Wounded in New Orleans Shooting"

"Parade Ambush: New Orleans"

"ICBM" -  Inner City Black Male

(Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles stopped being Western Civilization's main concern in 1965).

The New York Times: Though They Have Practically Nothing To Do  WIth This Story, You Know That If They Could, They Would.

Bonus trivia photo: super-cool screwdriver from space :