The Times Covers Up The Incredible Social Dysfunction Behind This 25-Year Old Baby Mama Drowns Her Keeds Story

4/14/11 - Click To Enlarge 

In a sane society, the newspaper of record would report - even obliquely - on the fact that the tragic mammy in question - 25 year-old Lashanda Armstrong - was a tiny bit unique, in that her ten-year-old son, La’Shaun, who was able to swim out da' window of his murderous mammy's tax-payer paid minivan to swim to safety while his mama and his three half-siblinglings from a ho lotta differnt man folks, was most likely conceived when Lashanda was fourteen, perhaps even 13 years old. 


Now, forgive me for sounding overly cynical in the wake of a river-tragedy: But c'mon, would it not be normal and sane and healthy, in a sane society, to inquire just a little further into reasons behind the death by mammy-cide of these three poor little chirren, whose mammy was first impregnated at the tender age of fourteen, (and possibly even 13), and then egged on and encouraged by a sick society to continue to reproduce more illegitimate offspring of so many diverse and unrelated baby-daddies? 


I know it might sound a little heartless, but is this not at least a question to be axed? 


How can a modern society survive, when 13 year-old girls are not only taught that it is perfectly okay to have sex and sheet and reproduce early and without any matrimonial ties whatsoever, but also, that to engage in such wild, feral bevaviour will result in a guaranteed federal stimulus check, that will allow said teen-baby machine to purchase a sail phone, a sofa set, and even a mini-van complete with multi-CD changer and the ultimate option to use taxpayer-financed gasoline to  drive said minivan  into the Hudson or any other suitable body of water wit dem keeds in it. 


How is this possible, for a modern society to survive in these circumstances ? 


Answer: Can't. Won't. Shouldn't. 


Society can have a Space Program or a coddled minority population. It's one or the other, but not both. 


"Woman Tells Of Boy's Pleas After Four Drownings" 

The Child on Top Was Named:
"Lance Pierre." Did Laushaunda Realize The
Incredible Irony Of "lance-pierre" Meaning "Slingshot"  in French?
We're Guessing, No.