Monday, January 3, 2011

It's Official: The New York Times Has Been Taken Over By High School Students

From "With Much at Stake, a Peaceful Vote on Dividing Sudan Appears More Likely," published on page A8 of today's national edition:

"KHARTOUM, Sudan — Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has called the situation “a ticking time bomb.” A team of British researchers are so concerned about the prospects of a conflict that they published a study on the possible price tag: $100 billion. Even George Clooney is focusing on it and has joined with Google to monitor the potential battlefields, by satellite imagery."
Even George Clooney, you see, is concerned.

!!

I swear to God, sometimes I feel embarrassed for the sick little twits at the New York Times.


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3 comments:

  1. Juniper in the DesertJanuary 3, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    The New York Trots! Just like the UK Guardian: they make money out of eating sh#T!!

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  2. neoswabianJanuary 3, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Now "Cloooogle" can see KHARTOUM from his house.

    NYT is pathetic.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    I for one hate cRap music.

    So bloody primitive.

    It's like the antithesis of civilization, with a bass line.

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